What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 07:16

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
How can I get over a break up?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No